What Cars Have Dadbod?

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05/22/2015 at 13:43 • Filed to: Dadbod, Oppo Questions, Ford Taurus, Ford, Taururs

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You know a car. The car has plenty of muscle but lacks definition or traditional sex appeal. The car has dadbod. The sixth-generation Ford Taurus had dadbod. What other cars have dadbod?

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DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! BradAusrotas > For Sweden
05/22/2015 at 13:47

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So many. The Ford Five Hundred. The Dodge Avenger. Even the Charger is pretty Dadbod.


Kinja'd!!! Twism > For Sweden
05/22/2015 at 13:47

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I only answer when I can post my own car, so here goes:

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PHOTO CREDIT : MINE, YOU THIEF !


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > BradAusrotas
05/22/2015 at 13:48

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Old LX Charger is dadbod


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > For Sweden
05/22/2015 at 13:48

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For what it is, a V6 Accord has muscle, but no sex appeal.

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I’m prepared to weather the hate. Bring it on.

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Kinja'd!!! Alex B > For Sweden
05/22/2015 at 13:50

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Ugh This dadbod trend needs to end, K? I thought I was safe from it here on Oppo, but I was wrong.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Alex B
05/22/2015 at 13:51

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Don’t be angry just because your car has dadbod


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > For Sweden
05/22/2015 at 13:52

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What?

Also Mercury Marauder


Kinja'd!!! extraspecialbitter > For Sweden
05/22/2015 at 13:53

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F10 M5.

(are we supposed to be doing the photo credit thing now?)


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > For Sweden
05/22/2015 at 13:53

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Ford Crown Victoria/Mercury Grand Marquis has grandpa-bod...


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > For Sweden
05/22/2015 at 13:55

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BMW E90 after the facelift:

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Has the muscular look, but also has this fat hanging on its sides.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
05/22/2015 at 13:56

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But you have to have muscle to have dadbod


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > For Sweden
05/22/2015 at 13:57

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Nissan Leaf?


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > For Sweden
05/22/2015 at 14:03

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Volvo turbos, especially 242s.

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MY FUCKING PHOTO.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > BradAusrotas
05/22/2015 at 14:05

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Agreed, IMO the charger is past “dadbod”, just a plain old “fatass”.


Kinja'd!!! RyanFrew > For Sweden
05/22/2015 at 14:07

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You nailed it with the Taurus.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > For Sweden
05/22/2015 at 14:15

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Marauder and P71s have dadbod.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > For Sweden
05/22/2015 at 14:27

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If that’s not dadbod, I don’t know what is, but only if it has a manual transmission.

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Kinja'd!!! Jonee > RallyWrench
05/22/2015 at 14:31

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Is that your car? It’s lovely. I just barely missed a flat hood that was on CL the other day much to my chagrin.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > For Sweden
05/22/2015 at 14:32

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Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Jonee
05/22/2015 at 14:33

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That was very nearly my car. A guy wanted to trade for my old 245DL, but it didn’t work out. This was my wagon:

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Kinja'd!!! Jonee > RallyWrench
05/22/2015 at 14:39

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Also lovely. That’s a great color for those.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Jonee
05/22/2015 at 14:54

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It was indeed, I miss it sometimes. That’s the Volvo color for me. I want to find a good 245 Turbo someday.


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > For Sweden
05/22/2015 at 18:00

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Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > TheHondaBro
05/22/2015 at 19:50

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Nice Mustang!